For our incel brothers who like the one-one-one erotic games where they can focus on one girl and soak on her gloriousness, My Strip Poker may be the game that you’ll need to get behind with! Porn Dude here with yet another review of an erotic adult game – this time around, meatheads, it’s My Strip Poker. Whoever said we can’t turn a card game into something more exciting?
My Strip Poker is an easy-to-use, no-frills, and no-nonsense game. It does what it claims, and everyone who played the game will agree that it delivers. Yep, motherfuckers, if you’re into a strip with a slow burn release, you’ll find yourself giddy, and your cock sated with this game!
Buckle up incels because even though you’ve no interest in poker, you’ll find yourself wanting to learn everything you can about the game after this review! My Strip Poker is the stuff legends are made of, and I don’t mean “motherfucking epic”, but it will keep you playing until the end!
The best thing about the game, according to me, is its inclusions of real-life gamers. My Strip Poker does not give you images of people in different degrees of undress. Instead, you have the option to choose who you want, men or ladies, and it can cater to everyone in between.
Hear that motherfucker? Yep, this is not just pussy central (but it is, technically, so don’t you worry your little penis), it also has options for our gay brothers and sisters out there that just want to have a great time. Now, since the game is basically explained as it is – I mean, if you need an explanation of how to play poker, then you’re better off playing other games, meathead!
So far, I am satisfied with my experience with the game. It is a great game for chilling out. You can also meet many interesting people and almost get them naked. What more can you ask for? That’s basically heaven right there. Check out My Strip Poker for yourself to see what I’m telling you! Also read about fake porn games.
One of the things that are really great about the game is that once you’re on the site, you automatically are given an account. You need to check some boxes confirming you’re 18 to get to the good stuff, but you’re not really asked anything else. There are three game options: Solo, 1vs1, 4 Players.
Solo allows you to find the latest players and sort them by their stats, gender, or any other relevant information. If you’re a shy motherfucker, this the perfect mode for you. Or if you’re just starting out. You can sort through the vast profiles depending on your limitations and check out who’s who.
If you’re like me, I checked out busty babes in there. Not necessarily checking their stats or their scores, I’m just feeling my opponents out. If you will, it’s sort of a reconnaissance. LOL. Now, let me tell you what’s popping with My Strip Poker. Every day, you can get free champions by playing this game. These are people you can play with without having to use anything.
Before we move on, I want to remind you that you must have coins in your account if you want to play with real and virtual people. How do you get coins? The answer is to pay for them. You can get games with very little erotic content for free. But if you want a specific girl to strip for you on cams, you will have to pay. And that’s what I did, motherfuckers. I’m taking one for the team!
$5 gets you 25 coins. Add another $5, and you’ll have 100 coins, easy. It’s a pretty good deal. With 100 coins, you’re pretty much set up for the night, so what you’ll just be needing is to play with someone who really can make have a chub and down and dirty for anything you want. Kinky, right meathead?
The 1vs1 mode gives you the ability to choose with whom you want to cam or play. The interface for choosing players is simple enough to make it easier to choose and sort out players. I’m a straight-shooter, so you all know that I’m gonna call out when I see something that’s not right, and so far, there’s nothing that sticks like a sore thumb.
1vs1 mode is definitely a good idea. I had the pleasure of playing with this pretty Asian girl. This bitch looked like she’s a model for a living and knows nothing like Texas hold ‘em, right? I was wrong. This girl was a poker expert and a motherfucking pro! She fucking raise like she’s raising hard-ons everywhere!
That’s not even the fun part! Even though I know I’m dealt with a tough hand; this girl is still down to strip. And fuck me! Great boobs, slim waist, and a beautiful face! I’m sporting a chub in no time, incels! There’s an option if you want a cam-to-cam, and if you prefer just to watch it, that’s fine as well. This girl was just looking to be praised, so she got all the motherfucking praises. While I’m nursing my hard-on, she’s stripping in front of me like nobody’s business!
In 4 Players, you have the option to be in a group setting, much like when you’re playing with family, right? Except that your family will be doing some stripping in this setting. LOL. It’s a fun mode where you can go have a stripping game with three different people. Just make sure you’re an expert in the game, not to embarrass yourself! Haha
In the website, there’s also a forum function that details what you can do, what you need to be doing, and what are the benefits you have once you are a playing and winning champion. You know me, I love a forum.
However, be aware that coins are vital to the game’s success, so make sure you have enough. You can’t also enter some features of the site without coins. So if you’re serious about mingling with the masters and the champions inside, you’ll need to make your profile as tight as it can be. And read if you are plannig sex party.
Ok, there are several things that I’m excited about My Strip Poker. One of the best things about My Strip Poker is its ease-of-use. Loading times are quick as well, and you know me, I can’t stand a motherfucking website, which takes forever to load! I don’t like it when sites have too many design elements as well, and I loathe those with obvious ad banner placements!
My Strip Poker’s website is clean and consistent. It allows you to find what you want in the places you need. The website developers should be proud. I like that the sorting of the boys and girls is as tight as possible. You can group 1vs1 by gender so you can see which profiles you are interested in before the game starts!
When it’s a website that offers a game, I’m critical about the placement of how things will work. You know I’m a picky motherfucker, and I generally like my games to be a stand-alone, downloaded, third-party app, that puts the game front and center. I don’t know why the devs won’t do a separate downloadable game like that, but I would appreciate it if they do!
Because we motherfuckers love to open our laptops and load the game we want to play. My Strip Poker’s setup is to open the laptop, open the browser, and wait for the browser to load the game. I’m gonna be frank and say it’s fucking impersonal to be doing that when I’m about to fap my problems away with a horny bitch, I’ll be playing!
Ok, so yeah, here’s one thing that needs to be done on the website to take it to the next level: make some erotic game materials available on free mode. You know, My Strip Poker is basically Chatroulette, so if people want to fab with someone online, they will go to those sites that’ll give them that and more!
All in all, yeah, I’d say check out My Strip Poker. If you want to connect with people and see them in their birthday suits – if that’s your kind of thing, go ahead. Spend a dime to play poker with some of the most sexy players in the world. You’ll never find a better connected and diverse group of players!